WARNING: You are about to enter an adult oriented web site that contains nudity, sexual content and adult material intended only for adults at least 21 years of age. If you are not at least 21, or find this type of material offensive, please leave now!

(Yes, we're serious. Read this.)

In order to access this restricted area you must read and agree under penalty of perjury to be legally bound by the following contract before continuing.

I am an adult, at least 21 years of age.

• I am not an agent of the United States government.


• I am not an agent of any branch of the United States military.


• I am not an attorney for the United States government or Department of Defense, including all branches of the United States military, or any local, state, or federal law enforcement agencies.


• I am not a reporter, writer, or agent for any news or media organization.


• I am not affiliated with any law enforcement agency whatsoever -- be it federal, local, or state.


• I agree to view this material at my sole discretion and will not report my findings and/or comments regarding this material to any United States government agency or United States military branch, their agents and/or assigns whatsoever.


• I am viewing this material only on my own behalf and not at the request of any United States Government agency, United States military branch, local, state, or federal law enforcement agency for the purpose of legal evidence.


• I will not disclose this location to any other person, the United States government or Department of Defense, including all branches of the United States military, or any local, state, or federal law enforcement agencies.


• I subscribe to the principles of the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America which holds that free adult Americans have the right to decide for themselves what they will read and view without governmental interference. Furthermore, I agree that is acceptable to display such images for public viewing so long as the person viewing them is at least 21 years of age.


• By logging on, I will have released and discharged the providers, owners, models, and creators of this site from any and all liability which might arise, be it legal or otherwise.

In case you don't know, please be informed that you are now visiting a web site offering explicit adult content.

Some images contained on this site are adult in nature and must not be viewed by anyone under 21 years of age, or by anyone who would find such images offensive.

All models are at least 18 years of age. Neither photographs nor the editorial matter nor the quotations accompanying such photographs are to be construed as indicative of that person's sexual orientation, occupation, conduct, personality, or actual quotation.

"Bookmarking" or otherwise creating shortcuts or paths to pages within this site as a means of bypassing this opening disclaimer constitutes explicit acceptance of all the terms included hereon, as they exist now and as they may be modified in the future.

All text, images, graphics, and icons contained in this site are © copyright Long Media LLC, 2007 - 2011. All rights reserved. No text, images, graphics, or icons may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the owner of this site.

Other product names and logos which may appear on the XXX Amateur Hour web site are the property of Pink Bird Media or Barrett Long. Materials on this web site may be accessed for personal, non-commercial home use only. Subscribers and visitors to this site may not modify, publish, display, create derivative works, or in any way exploit the content of the XXX Amateur Hour web site.

By continuing to browse past this point, you electronically sign and affirm:

• By accessing this site, you are not violating any local law.


• I have read the entire contents of this legally binding contract and agree to comply with its stipulations and to be bound by each one of them if the need shall arise, in a court of law, be it local, state, or federal.